Ñàìûé áåññìûñëåííûé è ñàìûé âåñåëûé ðàçãîâîðíèê â ìèðå: Çà ìíîé ïîãîíÿ, ñïðÿ÷üòå ìåíÿ â ...

Ñàìûé áåññìûñëåííûé è ñàìûé âåñåëûé ðàçãîâîðíèê â ìèðå:

Çà ìíîé ïîãîíÿ, ñïðÿ÷üòå ìåíÿ â ïðåçèäåíòñêîì ëþêñå.
I am being chased, can you hide me in your Presidential Suite?

ß íå ìîãó åñòü ãðèáû — ÿ èì îáåùàë.
I can not eat mushrooms — I’ve promised them.

Ýòà áàáóøêà óæå ìåðòâà äâå ñòàíöèè.
This old lady has been dead for two stations already.

Èçâèíèòå, ÿ íå ãîâîðþ íà âàøåì âàðâàðñêîì ÿçûêå.
Sorry, I do not speak barbarian.

ß ðàçíîðàáî÷èé â ôèëàðìîíèè — êëàäó êàôåëü íà ìóçûêó.
I am a handy-man in a philharmonic. I’m setting tile on the music.

ß óæå óñòàë ïîâòîðÿòü — ýòî íå ÷åøóÿ!
How many times should I say this is not a scale!

Ñêàæèòå, â âàøåé ñòðàíå ìîæíî äåëèòü íà íîëü?
Can I divide by zero in your country?

Ýòè êîðíèøîíû êîãî óãîäíî ñîáüþò ñ òîëêó.
These pickles are confusing.

Ãäå â âàøåì êðåìàòîðèè ñóâåíèðíàÿ ëàâêà?
Where is the souvenir shop at your crematory?

Ýòîò âåëèêîëåïíûé ñîáîð (õðàì, äâîðåö) ïîõîæ íà ïëûâóùåãî êåíãóðó.
This magnificent cathedral (temple, palace) looks like a swimming kangaroo.

ß íå çíàþ, îòêóäà âçÿëàñü ýòà ìåðòâàÿ øëþõà â ìîåì íîìåðå.
I have no idea how this dead whore got into my room.

Îòïóñòèòå, ó ìåíÿ åñòü ïðàâî íà çâîíîê àâîêàäî!
Let me go, I have a right to call my avocado!

ß îáåùàë ñâîåé ñåìüå ïðèâåçòè ñåðäöå íåâåðíîãî.
I’ve promised my family I’d bring them the heart of the infidel.

Ãäå ÿ ìîãó íàéòè ñòîìàòîëîãèþ ñ ñàìîîáñëóæèâàíèåì?
Where I can find a self-service dentist office?

 âàøåì ïðèìèòèâíîì ÿçûêå åñòü ñëîâî äëÿ îáîçíà÷åíèÿ áëàãîäàðíîñòè?
Does your primitive language have any words of gratitude?